We should make an adult version of "Make a wish"
Call it "Have a wank"

We could get celebrities to wank him off before he dies, see how many would be up for it. I bet Peter Andre would, it'd help keep him in the public eye post-divorce.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

Shame beadle is dead, it would have made his cock look bigger

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

There's always the odd celebrity dwarf

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)