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Considering the news of SSG's sad demise
Perhaps we could raise some funds for a tombstone for him?

Any suggestions for a way to raise money amongst yourselves for this worthy and tragic cause?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
Party!
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19895
(__, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
I'm on it like vomit

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
I'll buy the stone, if it is shaped like a toilet bowl.
Tramps could use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
The person who raises the most gets first dibs on his bird
And his beard trimmings
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
my bird is going to my brother.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
how very biblical

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
Henry 8.0 ...
... made that mistake, and look how he turned out.

(Er you know, Kate the Arrogant was married to Arfur. Too much information?)
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
I never knew they got past Henry 4.3
Was he a Beta version?
(thediscokingpin, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
RC1

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

my the
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(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
i appreciate your efforts, mykey,
but i am only having a little funeral and my ashes are to be scattered on sophia gardens, in cardiff.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
Perhaps we could raise awareness of this terrible affliction
Some sort of image challenge of you heroicly fighting off cell division?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
that would be a fitting tribute
to this terrible illness.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
We could have a /qotw in your honour

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
Or an image challenge.
Oh no wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
You need: Cell Division!
fc06.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/227/8/6/_ID_Contest_Entry_3__by_Cell_Division.png
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
UNITED HE STANDS
cell divided he falls.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
Oof

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
Great
I suppose the gardens will then have cancer.

The whole of Cardiff will proably get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
they aren't actual gardens.
it's a cricket pitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
That's OK then, cunts who play cricket deserve cancer.
I wonder if any of the buxom b3tan ladies will give you a quick sympathy fuck before you die ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
i don't want to fuck any of those mingers.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
i'd rather die of cancer.
oh wait!
haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
Maybe you could cancer up their bucket like minges before you go ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
In all fairness, this news is
shitter than this.
NEVER give up and that's an order.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
henry ploppins.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
i just can't really take it all in, it's so tragic, i've just checked and he's even too old for the 'make a wish' foundation
talk about kick a man when he's down, shit times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
Elton could do a song

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
Ashes in the wind

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
We should make an adult version of "Make a wish"
Call it "Have a wank"

We could get celebrities to wank him off before he dies, see how many would be up for it. I bet Peter Andre would, it'd help keep him in the public eye post-divorce.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
Shame beadle is dead, it would have made his cock look bigger

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
There's always the odd celebrity dwarf

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
Jumping off Brighton pier to the sound of sammi laughing hysterically.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
i was on brighton pier this weekend!
what a coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
Did Sammi give you cancer?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
She turned me into a newt
I got better
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
She spreads deaf and racism where ever she goes.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
nobody say it's name again or else it will appear

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
I have decided
I'd rather be Sammi than have cancer.

At least if I was Sammi I could have sex with blind lesbians.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
And emo's
www.b3ta.com/talk/6187960
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
You mean Emus ?
Do they bury their heads up filthy holes like Ostriches do ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
oh god.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
the thing is,
the main problem with sammi is not her looks or anything, it's that she is just so incredibly stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
and her looks, don't forget her looks.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
i couldn't give a shit about her looks.
this is a text board, i don't have to look at her if i don't want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
Dull too.
That's important to remember.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
In the next update, cr3 is going to add little pictures of ourselves next to our posts
You'll be able to see everyone's gurning mugs staring at you with their blank, soulless, pie-filled eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
My ignore list will suddenly fill up.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
If we had that, I wonder how many male b3tans would block all but the female b3tans

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
And the attractive female b3tans
which means about 10 of them
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
that will be great, i hope he let's us choose different colour text too, and maybe have a massive panel of emoticons, even animated ones

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
I'm going to have the first 15 seconds of some of the best indie tracks playing every time I post
It'll be well wicked
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
in real life she looks very nice, she just photos badly, she told me that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
ARRRRRRGGGG YOU INVOKED IT, RUN
and even blind lesbians would cop a quick feel of the face and body and run in horror
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
Yeah but dude
it's still got to be better than cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
How much cancer are we talking here?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
Hey, lol!
randomn.es/images/821b4b049de1a8c65dd4c87b0bb2bb85.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
"Here lies a prize cunt"
"His dog punching was legendary"
"Even though he had a face like a smacked arse, somebody liked him"
"Bum my corpse"

Any of these would be okay for the stone.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
I've just finished this mini-milk
you can use the stick if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
could i have it please? i'm building an alpine cabin for my smurfs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
Euphemism?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)