You're a binman.
I'm using internet logic.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

I'm a student doing frantic revision.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Internet+revision=procrastination

(Fartmonger, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

not procrastination
= massive cramp in my right hand so taking half an hour to stop being in pain.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

I don't think that's a valid equation.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

Oh cock.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

Looks bad for the exam tomorrow, eh?

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

Cramp in arm/hand = massive wanker

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

No pain
No gain
(Fartmonger, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

you've said it on the internet
so now it's true
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)