I've signed up for Last.FM
There. Another titbit from the JMG emporium.
What's to do?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

Embrace me, JMG.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

I'm listening to NEW MUSIC.
It's interesting on the ears.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

Hi, I'm Jonathan from Spotify.
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

drill a hole in a watermelon

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Gilbert Gottfried was on STERN yesterday.
It was hilarious and racist.
Like Aberdeen, but funny.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

I don't know who that is
did he invent the printing press or something?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJPVQHdpFbk
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

This is the perfect telling:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnbHGmd8XNE&feature=related
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

bore surely
unless you own some pretty mahoosive drill bits
( chuff monkey I AM him, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

THANK YOU CAPTAIN VERB CORRECTOR

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

haha
gutted
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

DON'T YOU START

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

CHASE ME FRANK

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

ONLY IF I CAN PUT IT IN YOU

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

AGAIN?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

YES
WE'LL BE LIKE FRIZ AND THAT FAT BIRD HE BOFFED
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

I WAS THINKING MORE PETE AND JORDAN :((((

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

PETE AND JORDAN SEXFACE AND GONZO
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

What's to say he doesn't just have a really thin penis?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

I'm hung like a fucking AUBERGINE

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)