Havent you squeezed out your sprog yet?
Juniper causes uterine contractions you know?
Thats why nine out of ten teens prefer Gin
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:55, archived)

no not yet

really want it now, i so wanna see it, know what it is, kiss it, oh look ive got that silly 'new baby' look on my face...

I really wanna know what it is, didnt want to find out as i do like the surprise but with my daughter i was so sure she was a girl, i aint got a clue with this one...
( diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:57, archived)

when are you due?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)

21st of this month
thats only 16 days away

which is about 362 hours
( diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:02, archived)

have you been drinking your raspberry tea?
and if it's your first, you'll go over. It's a pain in the proverbial
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:04, archived)

no raspberry tea at all
i did go 5 days over with my daughter, i would like this one to be (in an ideal) world, 2 days late, see it's due on a Thursday, but Saturday is far better for me...

/lives in a dream world
( diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)

pah!
my first was 5 days late and the second was 13 days late, she needed an invite to come out!
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)

I thank you in advance for adding to this over populated world
:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)

I don't want to be
thnaked it sounds bad
( diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:04, archived)

Babies are evil.
And you are cruel for bringing another one into the world.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)

oh shut up

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)

Hush now, if we valued a womans opinion we'd....
Well we wouldnt now would we!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:02, archived)

The only reason they're evil
is because there's a small chance that they might grow into someone like you.
( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:02, archived)

I will just point to your username
and for the one and only time ever, agree heartily with you
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:02, archived)

see, it's convenient
having that there isn't it.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:04, archived)

You forgot
the hot bath.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)

Especially if they are going to be coon flavoured

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)