no no no, you've got it all wrong, man
they've already worked out cures, etc for all these things
but 'The Man' keeps it secret so we'll all be forced to pay for dentists etc. IT'S A CONSPIRACY
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

Oh yes
Damn them and their never-blunt razor blades !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)