My fucking face hurts post dentist
Teeth are shit, they should be made better or we should shed them every ten years and grow new ones. Fingernails have the right idea.

LOLCANCER !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

The only filling i have is my fatness
lolfat *sigh*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)

LOL PIE FILLING !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)

could have done that better
"the only fillings i'm interested are steak & kidney, etc"

that kind of thing
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

That would have been comedy gold
You've missed a trick there. Perhaps you could have mentioned the town in which he lives for extra comedy sheen?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

the steak is aberdeen angus beef

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

Best pie filling is Steak & Onion with Red Wine and Thyme Gravy.
Fuck offal. Fuck it up the fucking arse.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

If ever you are around these parts I will take you to Stanforth's butchers and celebrated pie shop
A warm pork pie with the jelly all running out is the stuff of salty dreams.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

yeah, i don't eat organs
steak & onion is best. i wouldn't pollute it with kidneys
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

Not what I heard dude.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

fucking hell
i can't believe that took 41 minutes
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

Your technique needs some work.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

i want to make a liver pie.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

blarg!
oh binky, why must you test our friendship like this?
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

i had chicken livers for the first time last night.
I LIKED THEM.

also, lamb's liver: mmmmmmmm delicious.
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

kidneys, though: no WAY can they wash out all the wee

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

*wees on your shoe*
*runs away*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

I'M WEARING FLIPFLOPS YOU DICK.
*hops to bathroom and puts foot under tap*
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

:(

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

Smooth
You've done this before
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

I hate fingernails,
I'm pro-claw.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)

Long fingernails on men is wronger than a vole in a nightie.
It's bad enough on women...
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

soo....I shouldn't show you how long my fingernails are then?
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

You could do, I'd just dismiss you offhand

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

Shan't.
Don't feel like it now.
/sniffs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

how would anybody live a normal life
with this ?
( turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

and presumably you hate teeth because you're pro beak?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

I'm pro beak-with-teeth.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

mushroom.nosox.org/b3ta/gooseteeth.jpg
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

Hahahaha!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

HONK HONK CHOMP CHOMP
i was actually looking for a better picture than that but couldn't find it
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

i bite my fingernails.
if my teeth grew like fingernails, WITH WHAT WOULD I BITE THEM?
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

I dont know binky
I just dont know

*sobs*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

you could hack them off with your elbow axe

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

it's obvious love,
you wouldn't bite them - you'd pick at them the way people do at their nails!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

ugh, who picks at nails? GROSS.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

you shed your fingernails every ten years?
it would be horrible if teeth grew like fingernails and you had to cut them or file them down

GAH
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

This is a fair point
I think the shedding idea is the way forward. It frustrates me that these "eggheads" have not yet figured out how to reprogram genes and make us all live forever in perfect health.

COME ON EGGHEADS ! Stop being virgin cunts and get on with your fucking work ! I want to stop ageing before I'm totally decrepid !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

no no no, you've got it all wrong, man
they've already worked out cures, etc for all these things
but 'The Man' keeps it secret so we'll all be forced to pay for dentists etc. IT'S A CONSPIRACY
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

Oh yes
Damn them and their never-blunt razor blades !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

I had a bastard of a toothache a couple of months ago.
As I'm self employed, it would have cost me £550 to get it sorted so I pulled the fucker out myself.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

Now stop that!
I went to the emergency dentist at the hospital. Cost me £16 and I got a shit load of opiates to wash it down too.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

You're all man

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

*checks*
yup
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

Fuck me
So much for the NHS
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

There is no NHS for teeth unless you are
a. dolescum
b. new to the country
c. a politician
d. a dentist.

Well that is fact around here anyway.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

Still £550 sounds a bit steep
I paid £16.50 for an emergency filling. The highest price they quoted on their "menu" was £198 for root canal work or some shit like that. I'm sure they would have pulled you off for £48.75
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

My dad who is 90 had to pay £65 for a check up.
He really need a new set of false ones for the top but that will cost a bomb. I get pulled off by the inmates at the young disturbed offenders home.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

£65 for a check up?
Where the hell do you live?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

Cambridgeshire

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

I pay £10 a month
and I can have whatever treatment is necessary done to my teeth.
( turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

fuck teeth man, fuck them right in the ear

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

teeth man, rubbish superhero

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

Disolve them out
It's a right laugh. Honest. Anyway, bollocks to your teeth, I'm off to view a new house this morning, this is far more exciting.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

LOL HOUSING ASSOCIATION

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

We're not posh enough for those around here

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

LOL HUNTING ROUND THE BACK OF CURRYS FOR A FRIDGE SIZED CARDBOARD BOX TO LIVE IN BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING POV

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

They should think themselves lucky I'm not a Pole
Turning up in small town England, filling their houses with foxy bints.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

You should come over here.
If you look out of our bedroom window, and hold your head at a jaunty angle, you can view all the houses in the cul-de-sac at once.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

But, once they enter your bedroom, they're trapped forever for all eternity.
DON'T DO IT BOGUS IT'S A TRAP!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

Wow
Sounds just like Rome or something. You can see cobbles, medieval barns converted into shops, a hexagonal shop selling heads and some dawdling pensioners if you look out of here.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

selling HEADS!?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

Yeah
Stone ones for the tourists. They look like gurners.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

Oh right.
I imagined a stall with a load of spikes with heads dripping blood down them, with a rather distubing looking gentelman of the sands bartering for a good price. Aaaaand I'm spent now.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

no dear
me actually passing my chemistry exam well when I was convinced I'd failed - THAT is exciting. For me at least.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

We've gone through this before
I've just realised I was thinking in my dad voice. Sorry.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

My fingernails are too long, I haven't played my guitar in over two weeks.
Although it's nice to have girly hands for a bit.

Teeth are odd buggers. My wisdom teeth have been coming in bit by bit for about 5 years, and they're still not done.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

Are you Alanis Morrisette ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

Not currently...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

I managed to floss some of my filling out once.
That was weird.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

some what?
yak droppings?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

some of her filling
blindy
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

NEVER!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

Have you ever tried those emergency filling kits you can buy from Boots?
It has clove oil in. Now, there's a tasty treat.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

Clove oil's meant to be bad for your teeth
does something terrible to them.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

It's no good for your gums, that's for sure.
But my pal the dentist recommended it for pain and thirty years of dental experience is good enough for me.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

Fair enough.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

no, he's 'The Dentist'
it's his gangster name.
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

I'll tell her of her gender reassignment this afternoon
Cheers.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

no problem

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

let them all fucking fall out
and then get false ones. why should geriatrics get all the good shit?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

I would do
but then how would I eat steak ?

Mashed Potato could still be a winner I suppose, but I'd get fucking bored fucking quickly with soup.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

Get titanium implanted ones.
Gangster grills.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

pay some cunt to chew it first. i'll do it for a fiver.
i'm well good at solving other peoples problems. go on, ask me another one. i bet the answer is LEGGINGS.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

I want false teeth
But the thought of getting screws into my gum scares me a bit too much.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

pussy

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

It's true :(

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

I don't mind my teeth
I have no fillings and only had cosmetic work done last year because I'm vain.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)