I would do
but then how would I eat steak ?

Mashed Potato could still be a winner I suppose, but I'd get fucking bored fucking quickly with soup.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

Get titanium implanted ones.
Gangster grills.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

pay some cunt to chew it first. i'll do it for a fiver.
i'm well good at solving other peoples problems. go on, ask me another one. i bet the answer is LEGGINGS.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)