TRUE JMG STORY.
I was voted "Prime Minister" at school one year after I promised an option on attending assembly.
I never delivered. I didn't care. Popularity, see?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

^ I VALIDATE THIS STORY!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

They've never had an election since.
I think I technically still hold the title.
*Fists on hips*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

l r

LOL LOL LOL !!!!
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

ROFLBONK0N!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)