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You know, Mr T studied percussion at university
He got a BA Maracas.

Or something.

Shit joke thread.
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I am a fan of Friz.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
BNP, Conservative or UKIP.
Where do we think Mykey's vote is going, today?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
It's OK.
He can't see any of this.
We may as well all hedge bets on the big man.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
What are the odds he'll vote for JMG?

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Fair.
I'm incredibly popular to the North, and have made huge gains in to the heart of fatty politics.
I've lied about free chips. It's won me many votes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
TRUE JMG STORY.
I was voted "Prime Minister" at school one year after I promised an option on attending assembly.
I never delivered. I didn't care. Popularity, see?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
^ I VALIDATE THIS STORY!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
They've never had an election since.
I think I technically still hold the title.
*Fists on hips*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

l r

LOL LOL LOL !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
ROFLBONK0N!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
But surely to the voters of Aberdeen
you're a soft southerner, lounging in balmy weather ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
You simply wave a banana under their nose and they do tricks for you...

(likeajackhammer, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
Did you mean this as a reply to this :
www.b3ta.com/talk/6197555
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
*hand-on-side-of-face SHOCK*

(likeajackhammer, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
EVARDLOLMUNCH !

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
oo-er missus!
*comedy noise*
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
Goatworrier!
CHIPS! They'll do anything for chips!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
Deep fried chocolate chips in crispy cholesterol batter ?
N-to the motherfrotting-YOM !
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
Mr T's favourite yoghurt is Petit Filous

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
"A Petis Filous"

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Nah he prefers two or three of them at a time

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella with him?
Fo' drizzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
what's brown and rhymes with snoop?
dr dre
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
Almost a whole year since!
SPOOKY
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
zoinks!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
I was actually more linking for the other snoop jokes.
It's not my fault you repeat yourself repeat yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
A-Team joke
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/39915/1221559746/Aidsteam.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
Is it "Blaxploitation Thursday" again ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
Sure is
you jive turkey
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
MOFO !

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
Now im going to have to watch mystery men again.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
Mind ma threads, sistah

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
You've got to SASS it.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
A turkey is a bad person.

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
DAAAYUM!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
I'm doing a website for A POLOLITICAL PARTY IN N.IRELAND
for a laugh I changed the tagline to "I pity the fool that don't want no united Ireland"

I'd best change it back before i forget

(ps: it's not live yet)
(likeajackhammer, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
YES!
I fully approve the work you've put in over there.
Send my best regards to my fans in Ireland.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
Are they a bit shooty ? A bit "blowy-uppy"
You know, the sort of Irish politics that goes "IF YOU DONT AGREE WITH US WE'LL DRESS UP IN BLACK AND SHOOT YOUR MOTHER" sort of thing ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
Do you like wearing balaclavas? then we need you for the irish goverment
waving guns optional
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
I left a 1x1px Here Be Dragons easter egg on a Flash map I did years ago
Then came to add Ireland to it and forgot about it, and in all the resizing and jigging it became a 10x10px button in the middle of the Irish Sea. Needless to say it was the new Irish company that found it and complained.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
there's NO way that will end
with you on your knees on some waste ground and a pistol at the back of your head. No chance, they're well known for their ability to take political jokes, these Norn Micks.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
I think it's time for everyone to get rnuk-y.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
Spangolin walks under a bar

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
A seal walks into a club

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)