He'll want 70% of
your presents, and a chance to slag off your birthday cake.
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

I feel sorry
for Finland, is their food really bad?

And if our food is so bad, how come we are all getting fatter? Because we eat more because our food tastes nice. Stupid french cunt.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

I was talking to a Scotch today
and we both concurred with you about British food. It's all tasty and good, it's just not very good for you if you have too much.


Quiche is the gayest food ever devised.
( Druid, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

Real men don't eat quiche
Where was that from?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)

Confucius

( Druid, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)

It was "comedy" book in the 70's
It wasn't funny as I recall.....
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:43, archived)