I hate France and everything about it
That is all. Carry on
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

No no
We love everyone here now

Noone is to be made to feel bad

Except coons
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)

damn those filthy caterpillars
*burns some silk knickers*
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

why?

( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

Oh some people threw a hissyfit
About what we are and arent allowed to joke about on the board

Robin Johnson et al
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)

pfft!
*mutters evil things about that person*



did you see how polite i was then!!
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

Its ok you can say hes a cunt:)
I know i do!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

What occured?
I must have had a real life that night.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)

It didn't make for nice reading
and I don't reckon it'd be a good idea to rake it up again.

If you want to spazz back I think it happened yesterday early afternoon.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:43, archived)

Why?

( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

Bikini Atoll

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

Not to mention
Chirac.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)

I share a birthday with him
Bastard
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

He'll want 70% of
your presents, and a chance to slag off your birthday cake.
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

I feel sorry
for Finland, is their food really bad?

And if our food is so bad, how come we are all getting fatter? Because we eat more because our food tastes nice. Stupid french cunt.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

I was talking to a Scotch today
and we both concurred with you about British food. It's all tasty and good, it's just not very good for you if you have too much.


Quiche is the gayest food ever devised.
( Druid, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

Real men don't eat quiche
Where was that from?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)

Confucius

( Druid, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)

It was "comedy" book in the 70's
It wasn't funny as I recall.....
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:43, archived)

I share mine with Elvis Presley, David Bowie
and Shirley Bassey.
( ArthurTheRat, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

dunno who shares mine.
26th november if anyone is taking notes!

;o)
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

Fred
West.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)

29th here!
We should marry!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)

trev is 19th
i get a week long birthday if i stay with him, with you i'd only get 3 days!!
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)

Perhaps we should all marry

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

ooooooooooooh
threesome, i will give that some serious thought...... ok then!
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)

*fwaps*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)

I've been here for what seems like an eternity
and everyone is so damn rude.

The weather is shit, my office hasn't got air conditioning and all the fuckers are on about 16 weeks holiday
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

did France burn down your house and rape your livestock?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

They may as well have done

( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)

The French do burn Livestock
but I don't know about eating houses.
( Druid, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

I don't hate the French
for their their arrogance, lack of personal hygiene or their rubbish cars.

No I hate them because they saw the Germans at the border and offered them a table for 4 million with a coastal view.
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)

I like this response the most
*awards gold star*
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)

*Proudly attaches to chest*
*slips and pokes right through my nipple*
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

They make decent cheese and red wine, though.
And the butter's not bad.

That's it - dairy products and red wine.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)