I'm in the church of facebook.
Instead of Jesus, we have Baby P-sus.
And we believe in peace, love, equality, beating immigrants, and murdering all convicted or suspected paedos.
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Our crucifix is a compass
so that we may praise the holy angles.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:49,
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