Mr poo thinks
bookshop owners should annoy Christians by putting the Bible in the 'Fiction' section of your shop where, joking aside, it actually belongs
( awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

your subject line is a terrible lie

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

it may not
have been me who thought it initally, but i do think it
( awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

Yes, let's all irritate a large group of people
who have done absolutely nothing wrong save subscribing to a particular belief system. That's a great idea.
( Bats, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Any belief system is open to being mocked though.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

I'd still expect bookshops to categorise things correctly.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

It's too early in the morning for me to be riled by religion
so I'll just say Yes, ok.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

It is my belief that I am correct about everything.

( turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

here
here
( awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

no, it's an old joke
also, i was taking the subject line as seperate from the rest of the post to suggest that you don't ever actually think.

it was a mild insult because i've not been too impressed with the quality of your posts thus far.
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

fair enough
i agree that i could do better
( awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

I agree immensly
with rhcpaul
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

no it doesn't you lolrhetorical prat.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

You think?
I think. I think you're an idiot.
( Bats, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

no electric in this building till 1220, oh joy, watching fat people having to use stairs instead of the lifts

( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

can the steps take the strain?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

you'd think it was the end of the world, people getting all moaning, no internet or phones
i'm ok, my power is on, i'm considered essential
( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

ha
I got a physically manifested spam this morning from Virgin Media. It began about how in these hard-up times we're all penny pinching, but you wouldn't want to compromise on your television, would you?
Identification of luxury fail.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Last time our power went out
I got up and headed to the fuse box, while 3 other people went to the kitchen to make a cup of tea...
( magnum, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

do you have an old style whistling kettle
and a gas stove ?
( turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

i've had a few calls from people wondering why things won't work, fucking divs
it's a complete 3 phase power faliure, i'm loving it, except when the power goes back on the surge will trip all the mcbs and then i'll be a busy boy
( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

our department is on the second floor
we get people up here who genuinely get too puffed out to speak climbing up 2 flights of stairs
it's pathetic
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

people here want to go home rather than climb stairs, i might turn the back up generator off, see how they like it in the dark

( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

we got sent home once because there was no power
but college staff and obviously students are notoriously lazy
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

I read that as in '2012', like the olympics.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

Star Wars fan fictions should be in the self help section

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

Damn.
I've already used my Brick Vader ascii quota for the day.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Dan Brown's books should be in the Bum Dribbly Shit section

( magnum, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

I think it should go in the Theological section
What with it being Theological.

LOLEXCITING
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

Theological - the logic of Theoban.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

spangological

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

I can't wait to have my own section in bookshops
A big picture of my face above the door.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Teleological - the wisdom of Terry Wogan

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

As an ordained minister of the Church of Teh Baybee Jebus, this offends me.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

I'm in the church of facebook.
Instead of Jesus, we have Baby P-sus.
And we believe in peace, love, equality, beating immigrants, and murdering all convicted or suspected paedos.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Our crucifix is a compass
so that we may praise the holy angles.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

a protractor?

(likeajackhammer, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

Maybe later.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

Captain Wow thinks offending potential customers is not a good business strategy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

It depends on what they're buying
If they're buying a pint of offense, then it's bang on
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

You make a good point.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Maybe he went to the Bernard Black school of running a book shop.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

I'd love to work in a bookshop like that
mostly for all the wine and Bill Bailey.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

I'm far too much like Fran,
it's quite scary.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

My lizard's named after her
because I think Tamsin Grieg's beautiful.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

aww me too and the BOOKS oh the books.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

He must have missed the lectures on funny...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

Hahahahahha, I'm going to steal that one, I've not heard that before !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

why is everyone berating you?
have you done something wrong in the past?

were you hitler in a former life?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

im sure i have
and will do again. I was hitler. I quite like it though really.
and they all smell of bums
( awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

Mrs Sp@m thinks
Shop owners should put you in the stupid section of the shop, where joking aside, you actually belong.

ALSO LOL LOOK AT ME I AM AN ATHEIST THEREFORE I NEED TO TELL THE WORLD ABOUT IT AND BERATE FOLK FOR BELIEVING IN SOMETHING ELSE, DESPITE THE FACT THAT ALOT OF THEM DON'T REALLY MAKE A POINT OF BEING CHRISTIAN.


twat.
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

Clicking this. Yes, this. One T, one H, absolutely no Ds.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *handbag*
what is to say im an athiest?

i am not berating anyones but simply saying what i believe to be a funny.
( awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

It's a very old joke,
and about as sophisticated as one of Jim Davidson's.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

But it's not even that funny.

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

Tis a shame that our
opinion on what is funny differs. I am profusely sorry for misjudging your sence of humour and promise to try much much harder next time.

regards

m.poo
( awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

I thought something more along the lines of,
"hey I know how to ingratiate myself with a new set of people - I'll make a joke that's highly critical of Christianity, because they're all bound to be atheist and everyone will think I'm so clever and witty!"
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

not really
just read the joke this morning and thought i would share the cheer. you crazy cats do take yourselves awful serious
( awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)