A man was in the butchers buying some sausages, when a dog came in.The dog approached the counter, leaped up and barked at the butcher. The butcher came along and took a note out from the dog's collar, and went and prepared some steak, some kidneys and liver. He wrapped it all up and hung it from the dog's collar. The dog then barked again and the butcher reached into the collar again and took some money, and gave the dog too little change. The dog started growling and the butcher, a bit taken aback, gave the correct change.
After this the dog hops down and leaves the shop. The man decides to follow it, thinking 'what an amazing dog'. The dog hops on the bus and travels a few stops, then gets off and heads down to a housing estate. Reaching a particular house, the dog goes down the path and reears up and presses the doorbell.
A few seconds later a large man emerges from the house and starts violently beating the dog around the head with a newspaper.
The man runs up and says "OI! That dog's amazing, why are you doing that?"
The large man replies "I told him what would happen if he forgot his keys again"
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Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:18,
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:19,
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