Hoovers live in dams.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

Cats live in a flock
And they stand on one leg, gobbling shrimp and that's why they are pink.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

You're thinking of nipples there
White ladies nipples
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

Really? ah fuck. I always get confused with those...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)