gosh, we're just trying to make sure you don't fly a plane into the white house and shit

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

I was going to sacrifice my life for Allah,
but if it's going to cost me $300 I won't bother.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

they say "that'll be $300" and if you say "by allah that's expensive, you western oppressor" then they nick you

( spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)