Apply for a student visa to America sucks
Fleecing me out of over $300 (visa fee + SEVIS (student database) fee). Plus why the fuck do they need to know my work experience? Fucking hell.
(mysterious_w, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

I was CHAMPIONED through customs. CHAMPIONED.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

There's the Green Aisle - nothing to declare
The Red Aisle - Things to declare

And the JMG Aisle - where only JMG is allowed to go through. I suppose it could be coloured black and white. I'm not sure.
( Jobe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

a fanfare, I bet

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

it's almost like they don't want you.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

gosh, we're just trying to make sure you don't fly a plane into the white house and shit

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

I was going to sacrifice my life for Allah,
but if it's going to cost me $300 I won't bother.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

they say "that'll be $300" and if you say "by allah that's expensive, you western oppressor" then they nick you

( spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

Fucking Merkins tightening up on security
I mean come on, whats the worse that could happen?
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

Why aren't your University paying?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)