QUICK FATTIES
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/8083123.stm

BARBECUE!
(__, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

If it's still burning after noon tomorrow, I'm getting me on the train.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

Well done steak?
Poof.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

I thought it said pork,
as in sausages and what not?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

Yes, but just because it said pork and you said you're getting on the train doesn't mean that you are going to Lincolnshire and doesn't disprove that you eat well done steak.*
 


*I didn't read it properly.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

That would smell AWESOME.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

we're having a barbecue soon.
I ought to get dressed really.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

PORK PORK MCGORK

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

*brings along some apple sauce*

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

Blimey, thats a fucking big axe.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/6461567.stm
( FoldsFive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

HYS Gold: Are you cutting back because of high petrol prices?
Doesn't bother me. I only ever put a tenners worth in anyway.

Mark, Leyland
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)