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*pokes*
Have you all died?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
Yes, we're all dead.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
Eep

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
You're the only survivor.
Only you can stop Skynet.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
Yes. Now I shall haunt you.
Boo.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
Nooo

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
YES.
I think I shall have wine tonight.
What say you?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
I may have had a glass last night
Which does mean that I have an open bottle... Hmm.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
ugh
what about meeeeeeeeee
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
Would you like some of it?
*shares*
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
what sort is it?

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
The open one is white
I also have rose and red though. Oh, and gin, vodka or tequila. Take your pick.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
pint o lager please, Mary

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
i was waiting for you to post
what kept you?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
I was out and about
Did you miss me?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
as much as i missed anyone

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
i just want to go home, but i bet i'm here all night
are any off you lot abb switchgear engineers? i will provide bumhole for any
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
Sorry Mongy
Why you stuck there?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
major electrical issues, sadtimes

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
No. Sorry, mongy :(
I could sell you a holiday, if you'd like?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
My Stepdad used to work for ABB Vetco Gray.
But in systems.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
he's the closest to my bumhole so far, could he maybe of stolen a 630amp motorised mccb? and still have it in his shed

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
Lol. Chances are that's a "No".

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
asea brown bumholery

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
No,
but I have pancreatic cancer.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
what are you like irl?

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
In real life?
Cancerous.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
personality wise i mean

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
Honestly?
I'm a bit shy while I'm getting to know people. When I do know people I'm constantly making jokes (at their expense) but rarely mean any offence.

I'm generally laid back but there are occassions where I have a short fuse.

I have a large willy.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
so, dull then
forget i asked
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
What did you want me to say?
I slay dragons part time for the council and during the weekends I'm Barack Obama's body double?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
OH GOD THIS IS HOW I WOULD DESCRIBE MYSELF.
Are you me?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
Maybe.
I say we swap accounts and see if anyone notices.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
i did that,
woodside noticed, he always notices
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
i've always considered you two to be quite alike
obviously you, karl, aren't shit, but still
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
What personality?

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)
Diddums

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)