just smash the top of the bottle off

( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Or use a hacksaw.
That would be the more sensible option.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

Possible risk of glass shards

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

More than if you just whanged it into a hard surface hoping it'll smash?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

Good use of 'whanged'
I might be moving to Woodman Terrace. Can you imagine?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Terrace?
That's well middle class that is.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Not around here it isnt
But if you look on google maps it looks like a little willy
Kind of
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

A little bent willy
Nothing to boast about.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

It was cold

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)