Sometimes...
I don't tell the internet things.

Only sometimes though.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

prove it

( scott,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

I've not had sex with 14 people.
/ac

I have absolutely no idea why I ever told the internet that, for example. But it's true.

I am last in a long line of over sharers. I know, for example, that I have had sex with fewer people that my mother but more than my grandmother. I wish I didn't know that.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

that's only proving that you have told the internet things
quickly, list all the things you think you haven't told the internet.
( scott,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

Oh you're not fooling me that easily.
I told the internet my biggest latest piece of gossip without meaning to.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

sometimes you should tell a doctor
or a preist
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)