Conkers deep in your [insert female relative here]
So good.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)

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( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:11, archived)

I always thought
It was supposed to be "spuds"
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

That's a wild overestimate

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

Not from where I'm looking

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

*snort*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)

I've got one "spud" the size of a grapefruit
The other one's big!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)

I was searching for "baby new potatoes"
God bless the internet

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( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)

There's a truck that goes past me every day
It has a doberman painted on the side with the phrase 'Baws Deep'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

I bought a 4 year old son of a friend a card that said
"Have truckloads of fun on your birthday!"

I lolled
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)