Avoid the corn at all costs.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

Stay out of the long grass.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

Evil children in cinema
don't look as evil as they did in the 70s/80s. Damien, that Isaac kid out of Children of the Corn....
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

macaulay culkin?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)