I want to hang out with you Richard
maybe we could touch a lady's boob together!
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

the same boob?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

They both have small hands
and the kinda chix they'd go for would have big boobs.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

I don't know
I'm scared now.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

Would being in a threesome with Rik intimidate you or would you feel equal?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

I reckon Rick and I have been pretty close to having a threesome.

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

You get her to suck you off while he's bumming her
and suddenly, you can feel his MASSIVE helmet poking onto yours.

Cause his cock is so big it's gone all the way through her and rubbed up against your cock.

And now you're gay.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

They can cover it up by making lightsaber noises,
thus cancelling out any gayness.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

I lolled

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

Both of you replying in the same thread as sammi doesnt count

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

OW DO
Leave me out of it
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

He would hold SickRik's hand as SickRik touches a boob.
It'll be like static electricity.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)