You.
They were discussing Chris Packham on the radio this morning. I thought of you.

Apparently, he's been shoehorning Smiths song titles into Springwatch.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

I'd like to shoehorn my puffin* into him
*cock

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( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)