Why are women always fucking cold ? It's june you menstruating harridans, MAN THE FUCK UP
Even fat birds are at it "Ooo it's freezing in here" Really ? Which liquid freezes at 18 degrees celsius, bitch ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Rest your cock on their shoulder and see how long it takes for them to notice.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

He could be waiting a long time.

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

I'm a fat bird and I'm always warm
what pisses me off most is women who complain that they are cold when they are sat there in a vest under the air con. PUT A FUCKING JUMPER ON
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

I think they should just have their heads cut off
leaving just some sort of life support system for the tits, arse and vagina.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

^this too
Then they turn the thermostat up so that everyone else suffers. Bitches.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

How would you measure the speed of sound through a curly wurly?

( SuperMatt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

With reluctance

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

why the sweet shuddering fuck would you want to?
anyway, you're effectively measuring the speed of sound through toffee. The curly wurly thing is irrelevant.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

wait until you see a flash of lightning and see how many curly wurlys you can eat until you hear thunder

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

Warm or cold?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

Because women are a barely human offshoot
They're little more than slightly sentient apes really.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

I've just been out for a cigarette
and I was the ONLY ONE not cold. FFS. It's only mild outside.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

It's fucking june
I saw some cunt in an overcoat this morning and another one with a cunting wooly hat.

Just fuck off to fucking America if you dont like the outdoors, cunts.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

The other day when it was REALLY HOT.
I saw a couple of yoofs in Ely wearing big trousers, hoodies AND puffer jackets. I laughed at them.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

I saw a welsh cunt in wales wearing a woolen hat that covered his ears
it was 24 degrees celsius and sunny.

he might have been a junkie though.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

perhaps it was SSG, that cancer can really mess you up, poor ssg, it is so unfair

( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

In Ely, though
all that proximity to the Fens fucks up your perception of hot and cold cos you know, really, you should be under water
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

Fuck off my TaunTaun just died and I had to slice open it's belly and climb inside
it's that cold.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

You.
They were discussing Chris Packham on the radio this morning. I thought of you.

Apparently, he's been shoehorning Smiths song titles into Springwatch.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

I'd like to shoehorn my puffin* into him
*cock

www.b3ta.com/talk/6199652
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

Dimethyl sulphoxide

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

18.5 for DMSO if we're being pedantic.
but nice googling, there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

Womens body temp is naturally higher than a mans
Seemples.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

some of my tshirts are a bit short
this makes me cold. But i wear layers.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

layers a Jimmy Krankee costume.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

layers a Jimmy Krankee winnie the pooh
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

Now, see, that's just odd.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

layers a school boy costume
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

They have cold cold hearts
pumping frozen venom through their veins of hate.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

ym does

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

My hands and feet are cold
but then they always are anyway. I do tend to be cold nearly all the time. I think it's because of witch craft and voodoo or summat. Or possibly cos I'm so ACE, I don't need heat.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

fat birds just say they are cold to try and fit in with the slim attractive girls, it doesn't work, they are still ten pinters

( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

I LIKE FAT "WOMEN".
THEY BURN WELL.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

I'm imagining your laugh
sounding like Donald Ducks.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

and I'm a monster and I exist
on this summit I am lost,
on these slopes I've seen the world as she was meant to be seen.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

I'm terribly narcissistic and will only be interested in attractive women.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

beauty is in the eye of the bee holder

( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

Erotic Bees IV: The Beeining

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

This is fair
Who likes unattractive women ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

certainly not me.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

desperate b3tans.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

We're not just kids
To say the least
We've got ideas
That're dear to us
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

we're the kids in America
awooga
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

^this
Why do they need the heating on in the car ALL THE TIME? Everytime I get in the car lately, I find some psychopath has decided to use the heating during the hottest week of the year so far. It makes me mildly annoyed.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

That's
unnecessary. What's more unnecessary is when you are on a bus and the female driver decides all fifty of you must be as cold as her. Ubertwat
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)