Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

Squish mitten's LOVELY.
I'm using that now.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

*reads more into that than you ever meant*
*crosses legs*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

Next you'll be following the instructions on the Hooray for Boobies CD

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

I used to have that CD when I was 17.
But I loaned it to the 27 year old I was seeing then I gave her the big fade and forgot to ask for it back.
One fierce beercoaster too :(
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

a fierce beercoaster...?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

One fierce beercoaster was the name of another of BG albums.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

You know she burned it, right? I hear women do that when they get dumped.
Did you ever read what was printed on the CD?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

I don't think I did read it, I can't remember, It's almost 10 years ago :S
Bloody hell.

She probably used it as kindling while burning an effigy of me and chanting curses, the fucking freak.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

Old

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

True.
In one year I'll be the age she was when I was with her. :S
She's 37 now... OLD!!!!!!!!
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)