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I might post somethng inflmmatory on QOTW
just to get Wormys knickers in a twist.

Should I go for racism or lying ? Maybe I could lie about racism ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
Lie about him being racist.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
Hitler was a jew.
Excuse the jack. But does anyone know any working mirrors for b3ta as barnesy no longer exsists. And my work has deemed it to rude.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
You could always try working instead of pissing about on the internet and having the cheek to expect paid for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
killjoy.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
I blame the management
or the lack of it.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
sickrik.com
or 207.44.242.20

or if your network admin is really shit you can write a HOSTS file and point the IP address to any domain name you like
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
You sir are a genius...
I tip my hat to you.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
JOORAY! I'M HELPING!

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
I'll leave that, I like the idea of a Joo ray

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
Blueray with less storage space.

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
a laser gun with the tip of the barrel cut off

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
You could be racist about lying.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
True
I did meet a Finnish man who was a very good liar.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
isn't that xenophobia?
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
shut up

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
sorry.
Mixing the two up is a massive gripe of mine, it may even annoy me more than the whole 'you're not your' thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
Apparently my 80 year old mum isn't racist.
She hates all foreigners equally and doesn't like that many British people either. I'm not quite sure what that makes her.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
I'm similar...
I don't let age, race, sex etc get in the way of a good old fashioned bit of contempt. Which is an equality of sorts.

I once heard it described as "the dirty harry school of equality".
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
Excellent
That's what I'll start calling her then, which will be confusing as that's my dad's name. Only normally without the 'dirty'.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
That makes her me.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
She's very kind to individuals no matter what race they are
but claims to hate everybody. I had a confusing upbringing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
Start a 'felch Friday' meme on there

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Foxtrot.
Uniform.
Charlie.
Kilo.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
Ham wallet I'd not heard before, till that song.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
How is your vagina these days?
I havent asked in aggggges
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
It's having a few hours off.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

having a few hours gone
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
It was thinking about you, it didn't want to take the risk.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
Dare I ask what song?
Or, indeed, what a ham wallet is (although I think I can guess)
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
Whatever the actual song name is by the BloodHound Gang
that goes Foxtrot, Uniform, harlie, Kilo in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
Squish mitten's LOVELY.
I'm using that now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
*reads more into that than you ever meant*
*crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
Next you'll be following the instructions on the Hooray for Boobies CD

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
I used to have that CD when I was 17.
But I loaned it to the 27 year old I was seeing then I gave her the big fade and forgot to ask for it back.
One fierce beercoaster too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
a fierce beercoaster...?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
One fierce beercoaster was the name of another of BG albums.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
You know she burned it, right? I hear women do that when they get dumped.
Did you ever read what was printed on the CD?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
I don't think I did read it, I can't remember, It's almost 10 years ago :S
Bloody hell.

She probably used it as kindling while burning an effigy of me and chanting curses, the fucking freak.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
Old

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
True.
In one year I'll be the age she was when I was with her. :S
She's 37 now... OLD!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
All the cool kids use flag semaphore now

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/9a8441c6e0b73ddb4e32/semaphore2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
Lie about how you ninja'd up some racists then sped off in your Honda Accord with your supermodel girlfriend.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
Muuuuum ! TELL THEM I'M NOT RACIST !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
"How can I be racist when my mum does sex with black men ?"

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
how can anyone be racist in shirts that loud?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
Has he flounced yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
Who
Gordon Brown ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
i wonder if we'll get john major again

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
Well, sure
Him as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
racism was invented in the early 18th century as a protest against the barbaric practice of crumplebooby
its success was unparalleled, as evidenced by the fact that very few people these days have ever heard of crumplebooby. some enthusiasts however choose to remember these noble deeds by carrying the noble practice of racism into the 21st century, in the same vein as morris dancing and historical re-enactment

racism. lest we forget crumplebooby
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
I would like to bring back crumplebooby.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
you sicken me

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
You're worse than Hitler.
You're Hitler's Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
I'm going for lunch now anyway
It'll have to wait till I get back.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
Fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
you upsetting the natives again?
tut tut tut
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
lol wut
img35.imageshack.us/img35/9369/opticalm.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
1 pair cheaper than 2 shocker

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
I take three.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
I can't read that.
Too small.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
Maybe you should buy a pair of glasses for half the price of 2 pairs?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
that actually makes sense

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)