i wasn't sure if there were any vestiges of truth in your profile
so i just ran with it

brunettes have around 110,000
black hair - 108,000 and
redheads have 90,000

take your pick!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

no one lies on the internet

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)

i bet you're bald

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)

ALL OVER

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)