I once inserted a baseball bat into the minge of a girl i dated at uni, she was insistant and had the width of an aircraft carrier
Its possible thats too much sharing.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

I mean im not sure if thats spectacular or not

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

If you're into buckets.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

I prefer them like a mouses ear


Not an actual mouses ear. That'd be odd.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

Tiny and fuzzy and grey?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

I read that as 'fluzzy'

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

Awwww bless her.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

She's /talk's favourite Christian
Always trying to convert people she is. Constantly.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

Jesus was a black man

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

No.
Jesus was batman.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

Attagirl
even if/when I'm a vicar, I don't think I'll be doing the whole 'come on, get in the church with you, you heathens' thing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

You get a free uniform though
Thats not half bad
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

And a pretty cool custom God Scarf.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

keeping heaven all to yourself? you selfish bitch

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

You'll clutter it up.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

s'alright, I've got my own block of flats in hell

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

Well there we go then.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

Converrrrrt meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I don't have to go to church do I?
Everyone always looks at me like I'm the bad girl.
I just don't get it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

I've not been taught
so I'll have a bash.

Er...Jesus, yeah, he was awesome and GOD, yeah, he's awesome too.

Christian yet?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

I already was, I just got upset that you didn't want to convert me
so thanks
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

People get upset when you try to convert them

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

KFC amiright?!?!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

Nomnomnomnomgravy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

Sometimes I wear the bucket on my head and become a KNIGHT OF THE MESSY TABLE

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

Buckethead?
Do you brandish your axe?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

I do my electric octopus dance

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

Good lord
I don't know how you're not knee deep in flaps.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

But I AM though :)
*rolls around in his collection of catflaps*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

Bet that's uncomfortable.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

That's impressive.

( Bats, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

Sideways?

( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

If you like

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

I remember being extremely disappointed with the results when I shoved a mars bar up a lady
mental note to self - chuck it in the fridge for a while first
( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

A baseball bat's quite modest in diameter
compared to, say, a hand. Which isn't all that uncommon an object.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

still
it's got a rather blunt end.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

that's easily mitigated
by taking a long enough run-up.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

Like a sort of a minge vault.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

*winces*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)