The bendy, stretchy one out of Fantastic four
that way you could make your cock massive and thick to pleasure a woman who had a fanny like a leather binliner and make it small and gentle for the sort who would cry if you brutishly thrusted at them in the manner of SIKRIK.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

My mates and Missus rip the piss out of me for looking like the doll
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( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)