shapeshifting would be cool

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

f t

nnngggg... a POOdle nnnnnnggggggg... a copy of the BIG ISSUE... nnnnggg nggg arrrrghhhhh OW OW OW GRUNT FUUUUUCK... Friz's shitty fucking face.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

haha
I could evade the law for DAYS as a copy of the Big Issue.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

Well.
I did mean that you could shit shits out in different shapes.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Your clothes would have to be able to shape shift too or will you have to be starkers.
Unless, that's the idea.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

that's totally the idea
a llama dressed like me would look a little odd.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

I dunno, it might look quite fetching in short shorts, blazer and cap.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

Cr3: Hey Spango, I'm home!
Spango: MAAAAAAAAAAA!
Cr3: Argh! A llama? But wait, are those Spango's shoes?
Spango: MAAAAAAAAAAA!
Cr3: Spango! Have you turned into a llama? Those shoes clash hideously with your fur!
Spango: MAAAAAAAAAAA!
Cr3: Hmm... does this make you Lottie The Llama now?
Spango: MAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Cr3: AAARRRGH!
Spango: *burp* ... MAAAAAAAAAAA!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

haha
*clicks furiously*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)