Booze doesn't make you fat
It's a liquid. Like water!
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Some people say alcohol's a drug.
It's not a drug, it's a drink!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

People are like, well stoopid

( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)