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( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

Are you a 15 year old goth who's just been called an 'emo'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

I bet you have a black hoodie with a cheap Chinese print of a band name on the back
probably Pantera.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Nothing so Johnny-come-lately mainstream.
Probably something really shit like QueensRhyche or Dream Theater.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

*stands at the back of the room*
*refuses to dance*
*nods moodily to the song being played*
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

*Turns volume up*
AG-A-DOO-DOO-DOO…
*Forms conga line*
( Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)