Jealousy, and one-upmanship

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I hate one upmanship more than you

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I was crowned Mr one upmanship UK 10 years in a row.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

I bet I hate jealously more than you.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Oh yeah? Well I hate jealousy, one-upmanship
AND trendies.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Too fucking slow

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

Open jealousy or the 'well I didn't want one anyway' sort of jealousy?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

Jealousy in the insecure sense.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

Oh riiiiight.
I get that around thin women, goodness knows why. Proper thin ones, too.

Oh, and ones with lovely hair. And people who can play bass properly, those with nice jobs, that can drive etc etc etc etc etc...

*snort*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

I did that once to Mrs Eddache.
At a gig, I saw a guy chatting to her, and I thought "Ok. You can talk to her. But she's my girlfriend." So (in my head, this was my thinking) to save him embarassment, I thought I would subtley put my arm around Mrs Eddache, thus showing a little sign that we were a couple and he should reassess his intentions. Turned out my hint was about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Still we all ended up chatting and he seemed like a nice fellow who may have been simply looking for a chat. Mrs Eddache doesn't let me forget that and revels in the fact I got a bit possessive.
I embarassed myself later by forgetting the name of my favourite song by the band we were about to see.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)