You went out with the thick one, Jillian from Family Guy?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

lol pretty much actually
Only more mental, like Meg when she fancied Brian.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Hair pie?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

keeping hair clippings. no shit.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

Jesus. Was she at least a good shag?
Or was she one of the pretty women that sorta lie there as if to say "Well, I'm hot, do what you will with me, but don't expect me to enjoy it."
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

We had good times, but she was a bit frigid and I've got a high sex drive so it was a 'bone' of contention if you will

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

FNAR FNAR!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

Been there dude
Perhaps we should get together and take turns in the dress?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

What, the last one?
Fucking hell, how cuckoo. Well done for being single.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

I've never had a normal/non mental girlfriend, kinda getting a bit jaded tbh.
I'm fending off some right nutters at the moment...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

I think that's just wimmins, pet

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

I'm just a mental magnet :S
I think sometimes you get lonely and jump into things you really shouldn't, that's what happens to me all the time...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

Oh I know that trick
That's to blame for a lot of my previous crappy exes.

Look at it this way, you're young, free, single and you look like that. I'd be off out right NOW.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

ta babe :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

a wHile.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

cool wHip

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)