Lololol
Can I trust you to water the plants, then? I have a feeling they will all be dead when I get back:(
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

he'll put the watering can spout up his bum
then carefully release the water onto the plants by squatting above and relaxing

I heard
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

:((((
My poor plants:(
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

They're getting watered.
How bad can water from Noit's bum be?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

maybe he has a tiny cavern and esme has a lot of plants

I bet moohalaa has a cavern sufficient for kew
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

I use a variety of brass fittings to deliver a range of spray styles

( moohalaa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

I hope there's a chain to pull for a steam horn

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

Chain- check
Horn- check
Cleveland steamer- check

Looks like your luck is in.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

( moohalaa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

That made me hard.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

Me too
And I'm not even out of the closet yet.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)