call him up and make him webcam himself to you watering the plants
(preferably in the nuddy)
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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:45,
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Crystals?
Is this some kind of new age, "alternative" gardening?
Do you plough with magnets?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:45,
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