I had a bad dream. Can I sleep in your bed? :(

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

Yes.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

SCORE!

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

Sorry bud
But you do smell something awful.
( SuperMatt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)

:(

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

Take your shoes off.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

Never.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

*hugs*
sure, it's huge.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)

Yay!
*dives*
*makes it very uncomfortable for everyone else*
*both literally and figuratively*
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

as long as you make a wet patch

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

If you like, but my husband is still in it.

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

like he's bothered
hello sexy
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

that depends
how big are your hands?
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)