It's a trick.
They are actually sending you to the moon to build a secret base for the CEO.
( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:00, archived)

*checks own itinerary*

*"Weds pm: go to moon to build a secret base for CEO"*

Who's up for a m00n b3ta b4sh?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:01, archived)

Only if you work for
a pub or kebab van. With a lot of ambition.
( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:03, archived)