Mo''ng
As if it wasnt bad enough that I'm in a mood, the company have decided we all have to gather at 12.46 to watch the Olympic decision thing together.

Cunts.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:56, archived)

Well
at least you won't be working.
( Zuowan, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:58, archived)

Like I would have been anyway.....

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:02, archived)

Come try my job for a week
Then you'll stop your complainin'.
( Zuowan, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:11, archived)

*massages inappropriately*
feel any better?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:58, archived)

Much : )
Sounds like you're not better tho.

Are they still closing up ? (Tonsils to all you smut vending dirtmonkeys out there)
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/620200
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:08, archived)

I had Quinsy about 10 years ago.
You dont want that.

*puts hug in storage for when you're better*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:09, archived)

I want to be better right now
I'm fed up with this :'(
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:12, archived)

Quinsy Quincy.
( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:13, archived)

ncy Gon-Jinn
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:16, archived)

mmmmmm
that's Liam Neeson isn't it?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:19, archived)

Chasing a load of chickens
around a barrel.
( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:21, archived)

Point out that you'd love to attend,
but unfortunately have some real work to be getting on with.

What kind of fuckwitted company do you work for?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:59, archived)

The Olympic Bid Committee

( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:00, archived)

Arf
:)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:01, archived)

It's a trick.
They are actually sending you to the moon to build a secret base for the CEO.
( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:00, archived)

*checks own itinerary*

*"Weds pm: go to moon to build a secret base for CEO"*

Who's up for a m00n b3ta b4sh?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:01, archived)

Only if you work for
a pub or kebab van. With a lot of ambition.
( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:03, archived)

*snigger*
Nothing like a group experience of rejection and failure to bond a team.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:00, archived)

of rejection and failure to bond a team
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:03, archived)

Talking of which
I'd advise against playing Question of Scruples with your new housemates lest they decide you're a deeply dishonest sexual deviant*. Ho hum.



*ok so they were half right
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:07, archived)

Question of Scruples?
not come across this....
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:08, archived)

I only played it once before
about 9-10 years ago. Brilliant game, unfortunately this lot had got it from a charity shop so no rules. Basically you have moral dilemma cards that you pose to someone and then you decide how they'll answer. Don't think it's still made unfortunately.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:11, archived)

Better
they find out sooner than later I always say :D
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:08, archived)

Oh my god im getting disgusting images!
Stop it!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:09, archived)

To quote you
"you love the filth" and tbh I am still kind of on best behaviour...
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:13, archived)

:S
With who? b3ta? Your new housemates? Me?

*crosses fingers*
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:15, archived)

As if I'd elaborate.

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:19, archived)

Hahahaha
Now he's coy.. ;)
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:29, archived)

If we were after a group experience of failiure
I'd rather we all stripped off and went for DVDA on the receptionist.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:05, archived)

DVDA?
TGMTFH!
*squints*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:10, archived)

Ha
I got a questionaire through from the Depart of Defense Vetting Agency (or similar) - DDVA, so close!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:12, archived)

Are you sure it wasnt the
Department of Doggers Vetting Agency that you were applying to ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:17, archived)

Curse my masturbation-addled eyesight!

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:19, archived)