I've just had an argument with two seagulls.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

who won?
a seagul nicked my daughters sandwich when she was in broadstairs the other week, despite a full description the police insisted they are powerless to act, no wonder people take the law into their own hands
( mongychops, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)