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JMG!
What are your opening statements?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
Corned beef.
Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
Internet is quiet today.
I wonder where everyone is.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
i expect everyone is up their local gala bingo practicing for next weeks epic online b3ta bingo
top prizes, great times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
What does b3ta bingo involve?

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
playing bingo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
football at 4 jmg, up at spiders snooker hall with the lads, you are more than welcome
great times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
COME ON the England!
I say, 2-0. Rooney to score.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
only an hour to go and then it's up the pub for the pre-match drinks, dave spiders got a function on at 7 so he's kicking us out after the match
nice to see the cricket is going as well as i thought it would
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
I watched a bit of that, and thought of SSG.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
I've got RUNNING SHOES on
I think I shall utilise them as the manufacturer intended, JMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
hanging around outside asda?

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
Excellent news!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
I smell garlic people.

(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
I am flying home tomorrow. HURRAY.
I am watching a small rabbit carrying out his midday ablutions.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
The hounds!
Won't somebody care for our hounds?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
I do not look after the hounds anymore:(
But I shall be looking after my own hound when I go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
It's an F1 Day today Jammy.
I'm joining the ranks of the sport watching elite.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
JMG, I'm going to buy some Lovely Headphones
and then go and watch Star Trek. Apparently it's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
Ooh, it is.
And, SPOCK. Oh, Spock.

*le sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
It is very good.
Much better than Terminator:Salvation anyway. There's two hours of my life I won't get back.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
I am very disappointed at this.
I love Christian Bale.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
you should have pretended you were 14 and titted bluestar up and have her push your hand away from her mimsy mound
teenage times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
I liked the action bits
they were full of action.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
I'm tired of buying new headphones.
I go through a set a month.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
what are you doing,
eating them?
Or do you have aural dentata?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
It is.
As long as you're not the sort of obsessive fan who goes to conventions in uniform and would get upset that they're not taking it seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
I've got a sore throat and I'm losing my voice :(

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
I've just had an argument with two seagulls.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
who won?
a seagul nicked my daughters sandwich when she was in broadstairs the other week, despite a full description the police insisted they are powerless to act, no wonder people take the law into their own hands
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
FRIDGE IN. WASHER DRYER IN.
BIKE SOON TO BE CLEANED.

Productive spangolin is productive.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
That's a good washer dryer you've got there
if it will take a bike.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
I have to put the wheels in a pillowcase but otherwise it all fits in.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)