I had the opposite problem
being a C cup by the time I was 11. not being particularly bra-efficient by that age I always had to ask to go to the toilet to put it back on when the horrible wee shites in my class undid it
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:05, archived)

Nice.
Still, we're all thoroughly well adjusted, productive members of polite society now, aren't we?
*skives like his life depended on it*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:08, archived)