The bbc have made him their new 'face'
it used to be Jonathan Ross.
( SuperMatt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

I'd like to stick my Doc Martin in 'his face'

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

If you rape children, laugh now!

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Ah fuck, I just laughed at something Friz said
KILL ME NOW
( SuperMatt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

hows the house warming??

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

There's only one of my friends here so far
a lot of people aren't turning up till later
( SuperMatt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

real life peopl im guessing and not b3tans?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

Well, considering my housemate and I are both b3tans, actually there is a surprising amount of real people coming

( SuperMatt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

really, i didnt realise you have moved in with a b3tan, i am very slow sorry!

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

*geordie accent*
And today in the Big B3tan House... Supermatt attempts to molest a child and no one makes a fool out of Kersal Missive.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

*chokes on tea*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

Him too
I'd like to put 200kilos of cocaine in their suitcases and send them on a two week holiday to Thailand
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

Christ, you're shit.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

good re-edit

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)