hey, I heard there's something on television probably

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

Graham Norton
EVERY FUCKING WEEKEND!!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

The bbc have made him their new 'face'
it used to be Jonathan Ross.
( SuperMatt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

I'd like to stick my Doc Martin in 'his face'

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

If you rape children, laugh now!

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Ah fuck, I just laughed at something Friz said
KILL ME NOW
( SuperMatt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

hows the house warming??

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

There's only one of my friends here so far
a lot of people aren't turning up till later
( SuperMatt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

real life peopl im guessing and not b3tans?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

Well, considering my housemate and I are both b3tans, actually there is a surprising amount of real people coming

( SuperMatt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

really, i didnt realise you have moved in with a b3tan, i am very slow sorry!

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

*geordie accent*
And today in the Big B3tan House... Supermatt attempts to molest a child and no one makes a fool out of Kersal Missive.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

*chokes on tea*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

Him too
I'd like to put 200kilos of cocaine in their suitcases and send them on a two week holiday to Thailand
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

Christ, you're shit.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

good re-edit

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

I've heard there's a cock sprouting out of your forehead.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

oh wow, a girl is talking to me online
this is way kewl
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

*giggles*
*flutters eyelashes*
I am getting attention for being a girl online
*squees*
*sends you a picture of my vector tits*
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

oh wow, I've totally seen a girl's bewbz0rz now
so twitterin dis
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

I'm going to hash tag you right up the jappy.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

hey, i just recorded a new jingle whereas you are shit

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

your podcasts are worthlesss

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

Wanker.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

Jealous.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

I love your podcasts, and think you should keep making them.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

Did you watch that thing with those people on it?
They've done some things they were told to do. I was SO SURPRISED.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

House is on our telly, all the time.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

there is lots of dust on my telly
lololololol

yes i am bored
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

Oh hai

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

hello! are you back home yet? or is that tomorrow?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

I really need a wee

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

The skybox is on mine.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)