I eat chicken off the bone with my hands
and frown on people who use a knife and fork
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

my other half is always telling me off because I like to lick the plate
it can be very embarassing in restaurants
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

I always used to get told off for eating salad with my fingers.
Looks like finger food to me.
So then I'd eat my bread and butter with my knife and fork and get told off for that as well. Totally inconsistent.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

That is fucking disgusting.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

I love me a bit of pickin' chicken.
Gimmi a roast chicken, and an artist pallet of condiments, and you'll see a happy chappy.

Just whipe your hands on the jeans when you're done.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)