the missus wants me to buy her
a bag
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

i don't see how they can afford to give away free shipping
they must be operating at a loss, surely
( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

tell her to buy it herself

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

Oh no
that's hideously twee.
( in vino veritas, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)