Yep, Irn Bru and a bacon sandwich with a slice of fried bread in it.
( C, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

It must be said that I've never understood fried bread
Lorne sausage and potato scone sandwich works better than bacon but I fear I may get told off again for dissing bacon.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

And for dissing fried bread.
Especially potato farls.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

Oh
I thought fried bread was basically just bread. Potato scones are potato farls you bam.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

Err, whatever.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

What's the difference between them?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

I'd say potato scones are a scone mix with added potato
Farls are a soda bread mix with potato

Or so I think, if anyone wants to correct, feel free.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

As far as I was aware (and from the recipe I have)
Both potato farls and potato scones are basically mashed potato with butter, flour and salt. Then fried.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Stand corrected then.
You're still wrong down below though.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

Lorne sausage is teh gay - it only exists because Jocks are too tight to pay for sausage skins. What you need is a proper Lincolnshire sausage.
( C, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

No because they are pork and crappy

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

Most Lorne sausage is pork or pork/beef mix isn't it?
( C, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

Yeh but the best ones are beef

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Beef is too nice to put in sausages though.
Even the worst cut of beef cooked properly is better than the best beef sausages.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

But the worst beef sausage is better than the best pork sausage
And I wouldn't be having steak with a fry-up...
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

This is where your point is invalidated as you're wrong.
But thank for trying contestant.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

For preferring beef?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

No, for not liking pork or bacon.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

It's not that I don't like them
I'd just rather have something else. I'm just not a big fan of pig. Apart from the little stamp on my hand which is a bit smudged now.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

Why can't you have steak with a fry up?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

I didn't say you couldn't
Just that I wouldn't. It just doesn't seem right.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

I didn't say you said I couldn't.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)